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Sounds creepy, doesn’t it? But it’s really rather annoying.

I’ve gotten used to our dog coming with me. Charlie wants him to, on the grounds that the big gallumpher will warn any lurking serpents away from my path. That might happen. If they don’t run away from his lumbering, they’ll run from my screaming, “Don’t step on any mushrooms! Don’t sit on any, either! Especially don’t sit on any!”

Now, my cat has decided to come, too. I never would have thought that little miss priss would come out into the woods, but, now that I think of it, that’s exactly what Aunt Rose said when I moved over here.

I can tell you one thing: If I tripped and fell and cracked my head, there wouldn’t be any of that, “Timmy’s down the well” stuff going on. Joe would probably go back to his dog den in the potting shed and take a nap, and Katya would be all, “Who says there’s no such thing as a free lunch? OM nom nom nom!”

So I did find some mushrooms. Our friend, Daniel Scott, just called to tell me he found a BIG PATCH of morels. I was like, “Oh, how lovely for you!” Inside, I was going, “Lord, deliver thou me from the Deadly Sin of Envy. Thou didst already deliver me from the Deady Sin of Gluttony by NOT LETTING ME FIND A BIG PATCH, myself. So, thanks for that.”

I did find some, though. Can you find two in this picture, without enlarging it?

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Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go look at Daniel’s Facebook pictures of his haul. All joking aside, I’m delighted to have another happy thing to share with a friend. :)

WRITING PROMPT: What are you doing in the woods?

MA

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Rutabaga always makes me think of Ruta Lee, an actress I much admired. Not that there’s any physical resemblance; it’s just, you know, the name.

ANYWAY, I said yesterday at Fatal Foodies that I would post on my blog today about roast rutabaga. A tempting topic, yes?

Rutabagas look a lot like turnips. They taste a bit like turnips, too, but stronger. I’ve been trying to expand my root vegetable appreciation beyond potatoes and carrots, and have come to love turnips and parsnips, so I decided to give rutabagas a try.

I bought one as big as my head. Well, yes, that’s a lie, but it was bigger than my cat’s head, and that’s the truth! It was too big, actually, because I cut it in half and that was enough for Charlie and me (grammatically correct).

Here’s how:

ROAST RUTABAGA

  • rutabaga (duh), peeled and cubed
  • salt & pepper to taste
  • sugar, maple syrup or agave or something sweet
  • olive oil

Cut the rutabaga into cubes. Toss with oil and seasoning and a bit of sweet. Roast at 400 for 30 to 60 minutes or until tender. This big boy was tough, and could have cooked longer than the 45 minutes we gave it. Smaller, more tender ones would cook faster, even with the cubes being the same size as I cut.

I still have the other half, so we’ll have that another time. I may boil the beast first and THEN roast it.

It was pretty good, actually. I look forward to trying it with fresh rutabaga from the farmers’ market this summer.

WRITING PROMPT: A character tries something new and isn’t entirely successful. Does he or she try again or consider the attempt a dead loss?

MA

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That’s a fancy-schmancy way of saying “Cheese Straws”. I’ve been hearing about cheese straws since back when Hilda Rumpole raved about those little cheesy things Dodo Mackintosh makes. Every recipe for them I found talked about how easy and quick they are to make. Right up my alley, yes?

But they appear to be a party food, which means that all the recipes made eleventy-gazillion servings. I was like, “NnnnnnnnnnnI don’t think so.”

Then (happy ending!) the wonders of the Internet happened! The clouds of cute kitty pictures parted and I found a recipe for cheese straws on Allrecipes.com, a brilliant site that lets you adjust the number of servings you want.

I adjusted to two.

Cheese Straws For Two

  • 1 tablespoon and 1 teaspoon all-purpose flour
  • 1 tablespoon and 1 teaspoon shredded sharp Cheddar cheese (or any cheese you like)
  • 1-1/2 teaspoons margarine
  • 1/8 teaspoon baking powder
  • 1/8 teaspoon cayenne pepper (not just no, but HELL no)
  • 1/8 teaspoon salt
  • 1 teaspoon water

Mix everything but the water until well blended. Add water a little at a time to form a stiff dough. Roll out and cut. Allrecipes says “roll out slightly thicker than pencil-shaped sticks”, but I found that singularly uninformative. I rolled mine out slightly thicker than Popsicle sticks. Make ‘em as thick as you want ‘em. Just remember, the thicker they are, the longer they’ll take to cook through and the more likely they are to scorch on the outside.

Allrecipes also says to grease the baking pan, but I must have blinked because I didn’t read that part and didn’t do it. After they cooled slightly, they popped off just fine.

Bake at 400F for 5 or more minutes. They should have puffed up a little and be golden. Mine took about 10 minutes.

And good? YES, they were good! Even Charlie remarked on it, and he’s the man who told one of our kids who was complaining about dinner, “Everything doesn’t have to taste good to eat it.”

The other stuff in the picture is Jasmine rice, corn, lima beans, and pesto. It was very good, too.

WRITING PROMPT: A character is spurred to do something by a casual remark in a book.

MA

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First, I have a new free science fiction short story up at #amwriting. Please click this #amwriting link and enjoy. This is also my assignment for the March Quills and Quibbles writers’ group meeting, so…. You know what they say: Two birds in the hand are better than being stoned. Or something.

If you’re in the Corydon, Indiana area, you seriously need to eat at The Green Door. It is beyond good.

My grandfather used to tell a joke about a little boy who always wanted more to eat. He would finish a meal by saying, “That was real good, what there was of it.” The family was going to have dinner with new friends, and his mother forbade him to say or imply that he hadn’t had enough. So, when dinner was over, the boy looked at her and nodded dutifully. Then he said, “Plenty of it, such as it was.”

I also remember a tale from the American Short Story program, in which a character would refuse additional helpings by saying, “I’ve had an elegant sufficiency. Any more would be a superfluity.”

At The Green Door, there’s an elegant sufficiency of it AND it’s superb. The menu — which is different every day — is posted on their web site. But, if you really want to hear all about food from a chef’s point of view, you NEED to read Chef Jesse’s False Pretensions version. His words are a feast in themselves.

Mark your calendars for That Book Place’s Author’s Fair on the weekend of March 17th. The Southern Indiana Writers Group and I will be there on the 17th. Maybe next year, we’ll do the weekend. That’s in Madison, Indiana.

We’re also gearing up for Louisville, Kentucky’s FandomFest the end of June. Bruce Campbell is gonna be there! I shall refrain from greeting him with, “Howdy, Brrrrrrisco!” I shall. I will!

It’s thundering, so I need to disconnect before I fry my modem.

WRITING PROMPT: Does your main character prefer quality or quantity? In everything, or in selected things?

MA

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Asparagus
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I’m very happy to introduce to you my online friend Edith Maxwell, whom I believe I met during the 2011 April A-to-Z Blogging Challenge. She has kindly agreed to share some happy news here, as well as a recipe from her forthcoming book.

For those who don’t savvy the lingo, “Locavore” means someone who eats locally (as much as possible) and CSA is Community Supported Agriculture (often meaning people pay a set amount per growing season for a share of a farm’s output). You buy into a CSA and get a box every week or two weeks or month containing your share of whatever is in season: fruit, veg, maybe eggs or meat or flowers, depending on the farm you choose. Click here for 10 Ways To Become A Locavore.

Now, take it away, Edith!

Thanks for asking me over, Marian!

I’m thrilled to announce that I have a contract for a cozy Local Foods Mystery series with Kensington Publishing. The first book, A Tine to Live, a Tine to Die, was agented by John Talbot and is due to be released in Spring, 2013. I farmed and co-owned a certified-organic farm a couple of decades ago for some years, and currently eat locally with fervor, so the topic was an easy fit. I still have a small vegetable and herb garden, and am well acquainted with the language and tensions of a farmer’s life. I write about an organic farmer because that’s what I know best, and it seems that many people who really want to eat local food also prefer organic growing methods.

At the end of my farming days before I became a technical writer, I had written about two-thirds of a mystery novel set on an organic farm. I use much of the world I set up in that book, including Cameron Flaherty, the farmer-protagonist, in the current series. I’ve added a Locavore Club and a CSA and writing it with a fresh eye, but it has given me a head start on the first book. One of farm customers in the book has read Barbara Kingsolver’s book, Animal, Vegetable, Miracle, and has also vowed to eat locally for a year.

As for research, the local foods movement is all around us. I joined a late-season CSA in the fall to get a feeling for a large farm’s CSA practices as the New England season wanes. I shop at local farms and pick-your-own operations, and grieve when they close in November, although winter Farmer’s Markets have sprung up around the region, including in several towns nearby. My town has a brewery that makes a beer called Five-Mile Ale. It uses primarily ingredients from Massachusetts and at least one grown within five miles of town. There are also two wineries in neighboring towns, and a distillery in town. Boston is about to build a permanent Farmers’ Market that will feature only products from Massachusetts. You pretty much can’t turn around without running into local-food devotees.

A Tine to Live, a Tine to Die takes place in early June. The farming season gets complicated when Cam finds her recently-fired farmworker dead in her greenhouse with a pitchfork through the neck. When the police fail to make progress, Cam, a former software engineer, has to overcome her discomfort with social interaction to confront a local anti-immigrant militia and an amorous local chef before she finally tracks down the killer. The series will include recipes appropriate to the season in which the book takes place.  

I currently reside in Ipswich, Massachusetts, but am originally a 4th-generation Californian. I have two grown sons, and live in an antique house with my beau, our four cats, and several fine specimens of garden statuary.

Since childhood, I’ve written fiction, journalistic news and features, academic articles, essays, memoir, and now software documentation as my day job. Fiction is my passion, though. I’ve written two dozen short stories, with four published and one more accepted. My first finished mystery, Speaking of Murder, featuring Linguistics Professor Lauren Rousseau, a Quaker, is being considered for publication by several independent presses, and is a finalist in the Linda Howard Award for Excellence in the Romantic Suspense category. The sequel to Speaking of Murder is almost done, too.

Look for me as Edith M. Maxwell on Facebook, and @edithmaxwell on Twitter. I blog weekly at http://www.edithmaxwell.com/.

Here’s a recipe from the book.

Cam’s Marinated Asparagus
Ingredients:

  • 1 pound farm-fresh asparagus
  • 1 clove garlic
  • 1 Tbsp fresh rosemary, finely minced
  • 1 Tbsp fresh chives, finely minced
  • 1 tsp Dijon mustard
  • 1/8 tsp salt
  • Freshly ground pepper
  • 1 Tbsp fresh-squeezed lemon juice or wine vinegar (or a mix)
  • 1/4 cup good-quality olive oil
  • Salt and pepper

1.Snap the bottoms off the stalks of asparagus and wash the stalks.
2.Place asparagus in a steamer (microwave or stovetop) with water and steam several minutes until just bright green. The stalks should still be crisp.
3.Plunge in cold water for one minute to stop the cooking, then remove to a colander.
4.Press the clove of garlic through a garlic press into a small bowl.
5.Add the mustard, herbs, and lemon juice or vinegar, and whisk to combine.
6.Drizzle in the olive oil slowly, whisking as you go.
7.Add salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste.
8.Dry the asparagus with a clean dishtowel.
9.Place asparagus pointing the same direction on a plate, add the dressing, and roll the stalks to coat them.

Oh, my gosh, that sounds good! I can’t wait for the asparagus to come in and the books to come out!

WRITING PROMPT: Are there any foods that your main character will only eat fresh?

MA

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When it comes to egg salad, I’m usually like, “Meh.” But I made this for the Grassroots Locavore potluck the other night, and it was better than the fancy one I made. Three ingredients. Can’t beat that.

ACTUALLY GOOD EGG SALAD – U NO CAN HAZ

  • eggs – hard-boiled and peeled and diced
  • dill pickles – diced, not too small
  • mayonnaise

Mix. Add salt and pepper to taste, but taste it first, because the pickles add a certain amount of salt.

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Why do I say, “U no can haz”? Because the eggs, although they’re in a store-boughten carton, are from our daughter’s chickens and the dill pickles and the mayonnaise are my ones, that I, as one of our girls used to say, “made by hand”. You can, though, as Brother Dave Gardner says, “have somethin’ sim’lar”.

Here is my recipe for dill pickles, and here is my recipe for mayonnaise. You’re welcome.

 

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It takes a genius to poke herself in her own eye.
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It takes a genius to poke herself in her own eye. <--sarcasm

Reader Charles Green asked, in last Friday’s comments, if my recommendations were sarcastic. Because I’m nothing if not helpful, I went out into the wilds of the interwebs and found The Sarcasm Society. The Society (a footnote says it’s actually just one guy) is packed with funny, useful information. <–not sarcasm He has a wide range of material, including a scholarly article on sarcasm detection and a flow-chart on how to identify sarcasm.

Okay, now I also want to recommend a site I just found out about this week: The 5-2, a weekly crime poetry publication presented by Poetic Justice Press. The editor is Gerald So, which means it’s professionally done, courageous and thought-provoking.

I’ve just subscribed to The Fairy Tale Asylum blog. BEAUTIFUL art. WONDERFUL words.

Finally, please join me in visiting — repeatedly — Fine Cooking, where you can plug in your ingredients and find a recipe using them. Maybe even a video showing you how. And the pictures alone are good enough to eat!

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Cracker Candy

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This stuff is addictive. And, no, I didn’t mean to type “crack candy”.

Easy and fairly quick (I like that in food) and high in calories (also a plus — plus-size, that is), I don’t make this very often. There are only so many button extenders one can use before people notice. Value = 1

CRACKER CANDY 

  • 40 crackers (regular, though graham crackers are also nice)
  • 1 cup butter or margarine
  • 1 cup brown sugar
  • 12 oz (1 bag) semi-sweet chocolate chips
  • chopped nuts (optional, unless you’re me)

Line cookie sheet with foil. Arrange 40 saltine crackers in pan.

Cook:

1 c. brown sugar
1 c. butter

Bring to boil and cook 3 minutes, stirring constantly. Pour over crackers and spread with a spoon. Bake at 450 degrees for about 5 minutes. Watch closely to make sure it does not burn. Remove from oven and sprinkle on one 12 ounce package of chocolate chips. Let stand to melt. Spread and refrigerate. Break apart and serve.

I don’t have a picture of the finished product, because I eated it. The product, not the picture.

WRITING PROMPT: A character is gaining weight and doesn’t want to, but doesn’t want to diet or exercise (NO, I am NOT talking about myself, thank you very much). What, other than potential romance or health, would change that attitude.

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Okay, yeah, I’m late getting this post up. Hire a lawyer and sue me. Here’s a little hint about how that’ll go:

Me + Money = Turnip – Blood

Anyway, here is a recipe I found through Pinterest. I made it and Middle-Grade grandson said, “That was delicious!” He asked his mother to get the recipe so they could make it together at home. It’s quick and easy, so it’s a natural Like for me.

ALMOST INSTANT GNOCCHI

  • 1 cup instant mashed potato flakes
  • 1 cup hot water
  • 1 egg
  • 1 1/2 (about) flour
  • salt & pepper to taste
  • 1/4 cup or more cheese (I used an Italian blend of Romano, Asiago and Parmesan)
  • salted water for boiling

Mix flakes and hot water, stir just enough to moisten all the flakes and allow to cool a bit. Mix in the egg, seasonings, flour and cheese. The amount of flour is approximate. You want the dough to be soft but not sticky.

Distinctive gnocchi look

Divide the dough into two portions. Roll each portion between your hands to make a rope. Cut the rope into bite-size pieces. If you want to be more authentic about it, roll the back of a fork’s tines along the edge to make the distinctive gnocchi look.

Drop the gnocchi into boiling salted water, a few at a time. Loosen them, if they want to stick to the bottom. When they float to the top and puff up a little, remove them and keep them warm until all the gnocchi are cooked.

You can dress them with butter, olive oil, pesto, or whatever. I always make a honkin’ big bunch of pesto every summer and freeze it, so I used pesto.

The other items on the plate are raw carrots and blue cheese dressing and hummus on the hoof. Here is a link to the Wiki on Gnocchi and here is a link to a more traditional recipe, which is where I got the picture of the distinctive gnocchi.

WRITING PROMPT: Create a juvenile character who will eat foods outside of his or her experience and will want to know how to make it himself or herself. Make the character rounded.

MA

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It’s the first of the month, so there’s a new Hot Flash (micro-mini story) on the Hot Flashes page. You might have to think about it for a minute, especially if you haven’t had your morning cuppa.

Next, I’m happy to announce I’ve given birth to a bouncing baby science fiction romance story posted at the Race to the Hugo Award. Mitchell Allen and Holly Jahangiri are both in there working and posting, too. I must have been subliminally influenced by new blog follower Nicholle, because I gave the main characters the last name of Brisbane. My mind is such a rag-bag!

And, since Wednesday is Food Day here, I have a “recipe”, if you want to call something so simple by that name.

BOK CHOI AND ORANGE SALAD

  • bok choi, cut into bite-size pieces
  • oranges, cut into bite-size pieces
  • almonds, toasted in a skillet

And that’s it. I should have tossed it before I took the picture, because it looks all garnish and no salad. We used Honey-French dressing, but you could use anything you think would taste good with it. An Asian-Ginger would be nice. Rice vinegar and sesame oil would be VERY nice.

Hope your February is as wonderful as February ever gets!

WRITING PROMPT: Make a list of first names and a list of last names and organize them by “sounds like a good guy”, “sounds like a bad guy” and “neutral”.

MA

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