18 #StoryADayMay #Caturday Cats’ Cradle

shortstorymonthx240I was up at 5:20 this morning getting ready for the Howard Steamboat Museum’s Victorian Chautauqua today and tomorrow. No, I will not be in costume, although some folks will. One year, we chatted with Abraham Lincoln. Another year, I had my picture taken with that Rough Rider, Teddy Roosevelt.

So I got up early to do my story. It probably shows. heh!

Cats’ Cradle

by Marian Allen

Long ago, before the Great Flood, there were no cats in the world, and Wasn’t that a sad old place?

Then the rains came. Forty days and forty nights. The cats are just as glad to have missed that. Old Noah gathered the animals, two by two, and they all floated above the desolation.

As will happen in cramped quarters, the passengers on the Ark began to get on one another’s nerves.

The mice and rats, in particular, had no respect for anyone else’s personal space. They were into everything. Cute as their bright little eyes and pink little paws might be, their nibbling and skittering annoyed everyone. Worst of all, they multiplied.

The babies adored climbing all over any creature they could catch standing still. They considered the the elephants their own personal playgrounds.

Elephants are, of course, huge, but they’re also very sensitive. When rodents raced up their trunks or took naps in their ears, the elephants trumpeted and stamped until it seemed they would knock holes in the hull and let the Great Flood in.

With tears in their eyes, the elephants called, “Will no one deliver us, or must we go mad?”

The lion and lioness, neighbors of the elephants back in Africa, heard them and pitied them. One morning, before the decks were cleaned, they snuffled up a mixture of hair and dust. The mixture tickled and burned and, before you could sneeze, each lion … sneezed!

From each nose, out tumbled a spray of tiny balls of fur. Each ball uncurled into a full-grown cat, each with an urge to find and kill rodents.

When Noah discovered the new species, he was furious. “These aren’t God’s creatures! I didn’t invite them along for the ride! They’re killing my mice! They’re killing my rats!”

He caught all the cats he could, and tossed them overboard.

By the time the waters receded and the Ark came to rest, he was sorry for that action, as he landed with considerably more rodents than he began with.

The cats, of course, had found a place of refuge where no other creature could have, and survived their dunking, although they’ve hated water ever since.

Now, if you ever hear a cat yowling, you’ll know what it’s saying:

“Don’t worry, elephants! We’ll protect you!”

Of course, that was so long ago, they don’t remember what it means. Still, that’s what they’re saying.

Or do you think I’m making it up?

~ * ~

MY WRITING PROMPT TODAY: from the entry on Cats in the Women’s Encyclopedia of Myths and Secrets. I would give you a link to where you can find it, but then I’d have to kill you.

MA

17 #StoryADayMay Heart’s Desire

shortstorymonthx240This one turned out to be a story set in the world of my fantasy trilogy, SAGE. The Traveling Players are only in a couple of chapters, but I just love them. I’ve written two stand-alone short stories (those of you who chose that level of contribution to the SAGE Kickstarter campaign will be receiving them) featuring the Players.

Heart’s Desire

by Marian Allen

“Time’s up,” the stableman announced, although Silvin knew Lumpkin had been stalled half the time paid for. Fortunately, his time touring with The Festival Players had taught him to groom and inspect their massive horse with lightning speed, just as it had taught Lumpkin to eat with a concentration seldom found among horses.

The landlords at the inns were always glad to sell them some feed for Lumpkin – at inflated prices, of course. The taverners were always glad to sell them food and drink, or to give them others’ leftovers in exchange for a bit of free entertainment for the other diners.

No respect, though. Not from anybody. Their only sop to respectability was Maida, the only woman in the troupe. Everyone assumed that Florian, the troupe’s leader, was her husband, and that Cristoval and he, Silvin, were her heart-husbands, brought along for the sake of convenience.

None of them had much of a social life, either, since that fiction put off the locals, and they all spent too much time together to feel any romantic or physical attraction for any of the other players.

Which brought his mind to another group of people who were always glad to sell them something.

He led Lumpkin back out onto the grassy town common where their wagon was parked. The others had let down one side, using sawhorses to prop it parallel to the ground, making a stage and revealing the shabby curtains behind it. They’d need to replace those, soon, or the customers would be able to see backstage.

Florian waved a hunk of bread at him as he approached. “Hurry, lad! It’s all I can do to keep Cristoval from eating it all!”

Cristoval growled and snapped like the dog he would portray in that night’s production.

A giggle from his right made Silvin stop and cock an eyebrow at Lumpkin. The woman who passed by on Lumpkin’s other side put the player’s mind at rest. He patted the horse’s neck in apology.

The woman made for Florian as a bee makes for its hive. Although it was just past lunch (Silvin took the bread from Florian), she was dressed in the richer fabric of evening. Florian looked her up and down in open approval.

Silvin settled down to eat his lunch and watch. Florian and the woman traded sultry looks and thinly veiled bawdy remarks. The woman and two of her friends would certainly be in the audience that night, with no expectation that they’d pay so much as a copper penny for the pleasure. They would have shown their appreciation later that afternoon, this being one of the towns that didn’t want the sun to set with vagabonds and actors inside the city limits. As for Maida: she preferred to make her own, more discrete, arrangements, as befitted the status of a woman.

*

The play was well received. Stories with dogs in them always did well in this part of Layounna. It amused Silvin to see Florian play so broadly to the giggling woman. It was seldom that Florian’s attention was engaged by anything other than troupe business.

After the show, Cristoval collected the coins tossed on stage by satisfied patrons, and Silvin and Maida returned the stage to its position as one side of the show-wagon. Silvin backed Lumpkin into the wagon shafts and harnessed him. Florian was deep in an animated conversation with the giggling woman.

With a final flirty flounce, she turn from him and swayed away.

Brow thunderous, Florian mounted the wagon and took up the reins. It was his and Silvin’s turns to ride, the other two walking behind until they camped for the night.

Silvin said nothing. It was better to let Florian cool down after a disappointment. Get him talking too soon, and he’d declaim at the top of his voice half the night.

By the time they stopped to build a fire and cook a bit of stew, the troupe’s leader had eased into a gentle melancholy.

Maida laid a comforting hand on his shoulder as she passed behind him.

Florian had eaten half his stew before he spoke. “She didn’t have to stay with us, if she didn’t like the life. She could at least have given it a week.”

Cristoval tapped a spoon on the side of his plate and said, “Well tried, Florian. The woman has no soul, to resist the picture you must have painted her of the glories of traveling theater.”

Settled,” Florian snarled, as if that were a capital crime. He swallowed another bite of stew. “Did you see that dress she was wearing?” He sighed deeply. “What curtains it would have made!”

~ * ~

MY PROMPT TODAY: “Inevitably, this put playwrights and actors at the bottom of the male hierarchy.”

Taken at random from Shakespeare’s London on 5 Groats a Day.

MA

16 #StoryADayMay Harsh

shortstorymonthx240Quills and Quibbles writing group met last night and got a new assignment. Unlike most months, when I put it off or even ditch it, I embraced it for today’s story.

We talked about writing exercises, and how doing them, like doing physical exercises, strengthens your muscles. I told them about Jo Robinson, who said she had always imagined writers as having a special muscle at the base of the skull, flabby at first, but growing stronger with use. We agreed it was a delightful and appropriate image. Thanks, Jo!

Harsh

by Marian Allen

Mrs. Malthus, like most of her students, stole looks at the clock. She wished she could join the happy few who were unobtrusively – and, some, obviously – sleeping. Don Pardo’s snoring was the only thing keeping her brain from shutting down entirely.

The dear, lovely clock on the wall told her that the oral presentation currently droning in her ear would be the last of the hour. That happiness caused her to focus a beam of attention and approval on the beauty queen next to her desk.

“And so the rebellious people brought the author of the dra… drac…”

“Draconian,” said Mrs. Malthus, along with several of the class who had somehow managed to retain consciousness in spite of the classroom’s heavy fog of boredom.

“…draconian law to justice.”

Mrs. Malthus accepted the essay and added it to the stack on her desk.

“That’s the last of the oral presentations,” she announced. “Monday, we begin a new unit.” She wrote the assignment on the whiteboard.

The blessed bell rang, releasing them all.

She tucked the stack of essays into her briefcase. Before she forgot, she made another tick-mark on the index card with draconian and the present school year printed at the top. Students in three of her classes had presented the same paper. At least they had been in three different classes.

The internet had become an invaluable source for students too lazy, too busy, or too stupid to write their own papers. It was also a nice little source of income for people who could crank out themes, essays, and research papers for a price.

She added the name of the beauty queen who had gone last to the list of three on the index card. They would all get A’s, of course. Word of mouth is the best form of advertising, and Aunty M’s Homework Vault brought in more money than her paltry teacher’s salary.

Draconian. What did that even mean?

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The lovely and delightful Cairn Rodrigues sent me a set of the funniest interview questions anybody ever asked me. The interview is posted at her blog in a feature she’s just started, appropriately named Askew Questions.

MY WRITING PROMPT: author, rebellious, draconian

MA

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