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Leaving Paradise

lighthouse at Tybee Island
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Today is our last day on Tybee Island. I’ll be glad to be home, but it’s hard to leave this place. It’s beautiful, and the people are friendly. There’s a lot of ecological and conservation awareness, and you can’t swing a cat without seeing something being done to raise money benefiting cats who are traumatized from having been swung. Seriously, Beauty + Heart = Tybee.

I need to pack, I need to finish the story I agreed to write to pay my part of the rent, but I also NEED to go back to the beach and enjoy my last day here.

This is a picture of the Tybee Lighthouse. It’s a real working lighthouse. We got there after hours, and waylaid one of the docents on her way to a Christmas party. She very kindly (this is Tybee Island) stopped and told us that the lighthouse belongs to the Tybee Island Historical Society, but the light belongs to the Coast Guard, who maintain the light.

The docent said that, in these days of electronic navigation, lighthouses aren’t as essential as they used to be, but they’re still kept in working order. Back in the day when the light was made by coal oil, there were three keepers who worked four-hour shifts, carrying oil up the steps and keeping the light in good working order. The keepers’ houses still surround the light; Tybee has the only complete cluster of original buildings still extant.

She told us that every lighthouse has its own light style: Stationary or flashing, and the rate of flash and pattern of flash identifies which lighthouse it is. If you know your stuff, you can’t be coming into Tybee and think you’re coming into Cape Hatteras. So we learned something in spite of ourselves. And, no, we were not disappointed that we couldn’t climb to the top of this honkin’ tall building.

So we’ll be on the road tomorrow. I have a Sunday post set up to go and, just in case I sleep through Monday, a Monday post set up, as well.

WRITING PROMPT: What is your main character’s lighthouse?

MA

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I’m languishing here in durance vile on a beautiful island where the Christmas lights are strung on palm trees, eating crab by the pound and working on my writing. It’s a tough life, but I know I have to suffer for my art.

Meanwhile, Holly Jahangiri has been posting at The Next Goal about the qualities of a winner. I recommend them to your attention.

She takes as her text the Boy Scout Law.

A Scout is:

The words aren’t all links to posts because some of them are grouped together in one post, but they’re all covered. And, of course, a winner follows the Boy Scout Motto: Be Prepared.

I’m sorry, Holly, but it’s inevitable that I add this:

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to do some more tough research for a story I’m writing about a woman trapped in Paradise.

WRITING PROMPT: Did your main character belong to a youth organization like the Scouts? Why or why not? If so, what did he or she learn from it?

MA

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Here and There

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I’m here on Tybee Island, Georgia, in one of the Mermaid Cottages with the Southern Indiana Writers. I’m appozabee working on a story, but I’m blogging. I’m addicticated to it. Got a pen-monkey on my back.

I’m also appearing today at Echelon Explorations, posting about the history of Mermaids.

Go read my post at Echelon, and I’ll see you tomorrow. :)

WRITING PROMPT: Does your main character believe that anyone other than Mr. Magoo would mistake a manatee for a mermaid? Write an argument between someone who accepts that explanation and someone who doesn’t.

MA

 

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On The Road

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Not with Willie Nelson, with the Southern Indiana Writers.

Oh, and by the way, I heard some lowing. (Sing it with me: “The poor baby wakes”) Okay, that’ll do. ANYWAY, I looked out the front door and saw these visitors in front of my mother’s house. Charlie says they knocked things over in the garden and cut up the turf with their hooves. Cruddy no-good jd’s with their leather jackets.

Joe barked and they ran away, even this bad boy. Lucky they don’t speak Dog, because I imagine Joe was saying, “Come on back here to the garden, fellers! There’s blueberry plants and a little kale left!” Charlie followed them down to where they came from and helped one of that family round ‘em up and move ‘em out. Hey-YA! ~whipcrack~

WRITING PROMPT: Who would you like to go on a road trip with?

MA

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I’m setting this up to post tomorrow (Saturday) because I don’t know when or if I’ll have internet access. I have it now, but the Flying Spaghetti Monster might not favor me tomorrow. For details, read the Southern Indiana Writers post about the motel where we’re staying while attending the fabulous and flawless Magna cum Murder.

See also this post on The Shuttle That Would Not Be, which is still in non-operation.

WRITING PROMPT: A character needs a place to spend the night and has difficulty obtaining it. No fair using Jesus, we already know how that one turned out.

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I leave tomorrow for Magna cum Murder, a wonderful mystery writers-and-readers convention in Muncie, Indiana. This year, for the first time, I’m a registered author (along with several past guests of this blog) and a panelist. This is a dream come true for me, as a long-time attendee of Magna. :)

Don’t panic, if you’re thinking of attending and the price is too high–all meals are included, and they’re MOST excellent meals, too. Well, unless you can’t tolerate gluten; in that case, you’d better get your own breakfast. If I could only go to one convention a year, it would be this one.

Here’s a funny thing: The two novels I have out are a fantasy/sf (EEL’S REVERENCE – Click here to read more about EEL’S REVERENCE) and a crime/sf/farce (FORCE OF HABIT – Click here to read more about FORCE OF HABIT), but I ran into an immovable force field in trying to interest people at speculative fiction conventions when they found out the books are only available for Kindle, Nook, Sony and other eReaders.

“I like to hold a BOOK,” they said. I’m like, “What do you think you do with an eReader? Strap it to your forehead and absorb the words directly?”

But the folks at Magna all had eReaders last year. The booksellers were all like, “Yeah! Burn ‘em to a disk and I’ll be glad to see if I can sell ‘em!” The Guest of Honor this year, Parnell Hall, wants to be the King of Kindle.

So I’m going to set up tomorrow’s post to automatically go up tomorrow while I’m on the road, and I’ll set up a Sample Sunday to go up automatically. I hope to post something about the convention on Saturday, but you know how those things go: maybe no internet access, maybe too hung over busy.

See you on the flip side!

WRITING PROMPT: A character confronts an unfamiliar technology.

MA

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…I am at camp. WordCamp Louisville, to be precise. At least, I am if I can get across the river. See, I love using WordPress for this here blog, but it kind of intimidates me. So I’m going to boot camp (a little computer humor, there) to take the scary out of it.

I might cut out after the last session rather than staying for the closing remarks. I was totally going to stay, because I saw:

At 4PM back to main room for closing remarks, dinner

and I am all about the food. Then I looked more closely, and saw:

At 4PM back to main room for closing remarks, dinner
suggestions, and after party info.

So, you know? My first dinner suggestion is to go home and eat free.

THEREFORE, I am posting my monthly Hot Flash tomorrow rather than today, because I’m not here today, I’m at camp.

WRITING PROMPT: Your main character went to camp as a child. What kind of camp? Did he or she love it or hate it?

MA

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This is not a cheap SEO trick–we really saw this.

Mom and I went to the Louisville Zoo this week. If you know Mom, you know she is all about bears, so the first place we went was the polar bear exhibit. Our goal was to see the baby, Qannik, which we did. I took some video of Qannik playing, but the Louisville Zoo’s collection are better.

Side Note: In perusing the Louisville Zoo’s web site, I just learned some wonderful new words. Brown bears are crepuscular during torpor, did you know that? They are totally crepuscular, being both matutinal and vespertine. End of Side Note.

But what we weren’t expecting, and what nobody else seemed to notice, was this bear doing the moonwalk. I couldn’t get a good angle on him, but here he is. Understand that, while he was doing this, the PA was playing a funky R&B song and this was absolutely in time to it. Coincidence? I’ll never believe that.

We did the whole tour, using the tram sometimes, walking sometimes. We skipped the herpit herpira hissitarium reptile house, even though the tram guy tried to tempt us with tales of a white alligator named King Louie (or possibly King Louis). We were like, “Make like Dorothy Gale: Lions and tigers and bears.”

Wonderful day. :)

WRITING PROMPT: What animal would your main character particularly want to see, if he or she went to the zoo, either voluntarily or involuntarily?

MA

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Last Saturday, Mom and a friend and I went to a pancake breakfast in New Middletown. I had never been to New Middletown before, just through it, so I had my camera at the ready, and I was glad I did. New Middletown is AWESOMESAUCE!

The first thing to catch my fancy was this: a set of bonsai just hanging around at the curb on either side of the sidewalk. I actually know something about this. When I went to the Krohn Conservatory, the bonsai guy said that some trees are indoor trees and some are outdoor trees, and outdoor ones DIE if you try to grow them indoors. So these were probably outdoor trees. How cool is this? Very cool, that’s how.

Then we passed these. Are you jealous? I am! Mom said, “Is that the library or what?” Her friend thought maybe it was the Lions Club. I don’t know and I don’t care–I think it’s fabulous! We have Japanese stone lanterns on either side of our door, and that’s pretty nifty, but LIONS? Woa.

And then things got kind of Blair Witchy on us. This claims to be a museum. I kinda woulda liked to go in, but I didn’t want to lose anybody and then the families would blame me. I snapped a couple of pictures to remember it by. NOTE TO SELF: Return and visit. Leave a sealed note with my lawyer in case I never come back out.

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Mom’s friend said, “Oh, I’m so glad they’re fixing it up!” I think it’s more likely it’s disintegrating from the top down, but maybe I’m wrong. Imma go back.

Okay. Now, yesterday, I announced the CommentLuv Premium early. Well, today, Andy Bailey, the CommentLuv Guy, announced it. Here is a video of him talking about it. He can explain it cuter more clearly than I can.

So, if you’re interested and want to incentivize your commentators to monetize your bloggerification by commentatorating on your postimations, clickerate the linkenatimasity below:

CommentLuv info page.

Fank oo.

WRITING PROMPT: Send a character to a small town with character. Remember that it doesn’t have character because the residents are wacky, but because they’re homogenized people.

MA

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Relax–you know this post isn’t about dope. I’m talking about the road trip we took yesterday. Mom, Charlie, #3 Daughter, Youngest Grandson (6 years old) and I drove down to Grayson County to show the grandson Charlie’s old stompin’ grounds.

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We went to Caneyville to see where Charlie’s grandfather lived and where the story happened that I used as a basis for “I’ll Fly Away” in the Southern Indiana Writers’ MOST WANTED anthology. We drove up to the Allen Cemetery to see where Charlie’s father, grandparents and uncles and aunts are buried, on the highest point in Grayson County. We went to Falls of Rough and saw the parsonage where Charlie’s parents were married.

Then we went to the Rough River Dam State Resort Park Lodge restaurant for their Wednesday lunch buffet. Folks, I fell off the turnip wagon. I mean I fell off so hard I bounced over the guard rail and escaped into the wild. They had my two greatest animal flesh weaknesses: chicken & dumplings and ribs & kraut. I ate until I foundered. I’m not proud of it, I only state it as a fact. Supper was a raw tomato, so I don’t feel as bad as I should.

Somewhere along the way, Youngest Grandson asked to take a picture. I have a digital camera given to us by his

Click picture to enlarge. Photo by Youngest Grandson, age 6.

father several years ago, which means there was no film to waste or spoil, so I handed it over. He snapped a bazillion shots, missing most of them because he shot faster than the battery could reset and because he was so careful

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with the camera he didn’t push the button hard enough to activate it. I asked him to loop the  lanyard over his wrist so the camera wouldn’t fall to the ground if he dropped it. Every time I handed the camera over to him, the first thing he did was put the lanyard over his wrist. When he saw that his pictures hadn’t all taken, he said, “Will you show me how to take pictures?” Then he listened carefully as I told him, and did as I suggested.

Self-portrait by Youngest Grandson, age 6.

Here are a couple of his pictures. Charlie thought he was just playing until we got home and I showed him the shots that had actually registered. The kid was looking for shots, experimenting with shots, taking multiple shots of the same thing from different angles. I think he has a good eye, especially for a 6-year-old! In fact, here is a shot of one of them.

On the way home, he amused himself and his mother by taking short movies until the batteries were dead and the memory card was filled up. Then he asked me if I could make him a copy of all his pictures and movies so he could show them to people. It was a very long trip and he’s a pretty young kid, but that camera turned out to be the saving of the day. None of us got bored or tired or unhappy, and he and I totally bonded over our snappies, sharing the camera without squabbles.

Great day.

Long-time readers (~waves to Mom~) know that I don’t post pictures of kids on the internet, but I’m making an exception in the case of Youngest Grandson’s friend, who was also along on the trip. Let his grandmother worry.

Photo by Youngest Grandson, age 6.

WRITING PROMPT: Have a character bond with a much younger character over a shared enthusiasm.

MA

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